Progressive Field Food, Rated
Every item carries two scores: ours and everybody else’s. A Bleacher Bound number means somebody from Bleacher Bound ate it. A blank means we have not gotten to it, and the crowd column is wide open.
Bertman Ball Park Mustard and the Happy Dog hot dogs are on the list below, along with more from around the ballpark. Rate anything you have actually eaten.
Rate the food at Progressive Field
Two scores, side by side. Ours, and everybody else's. They are allowed to disagree, and when they do, that is the most useful thing on this page.
We have been to Progressive Field, but we have not scored the menu yet. Community scores are open now, and ours will go up next to them as we work through the list.
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Bertman Ball Park Mustard
A brown, sharp, spice-forward mustard that goes on hot dogs across the park.
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Barrio tacos
Right field
Build-your-own tacos from Barrio, the Cleveland taco spot, where you pick the shell, the protein, and the toppings.
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Pierogies
Cleveland is pierogi country, but a plate of pierogies on their own is not a given at the ballpark. Your surest bet is the Dyngus at Happy Dog, which comes topped with them.
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Sauce the City Spicy Chicken
The Landing in left field (Section 164) and Guardians Grill 559 in the upper deck
A spicy chicken item made with Cleveland hot sauce and kale slaw.
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Aladdin's Med Dog
Level 4, left-field Beer Hall Terrace Club
A beef kafta hot dog with hummus and Aladdin's hot sauce.
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Good Company Spicy Thai Fries
Section 119
Fries topped with sweet chili pulled pork, shredded carrots, sliced cucumber, green onion, and sambal mayo.
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Jackhammer
Section 150
The Jackhammer is a spicy pepperjack cheese sausage on a hot dog roll, topped with Pickle de Gallo salsa.
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Tallow Popcorn
Section 159
Popcorn tossed with beef tallow butter and steak seasoning.
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Steak Sandwich (STEAK)
Section 159
Grilled strip steak with chimichurri, provolone, and fried onions on a sub bun.
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Carnival Crab Cakes
Section 159
Crab cakes from the STEAK stand.
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Beef Patty Melt
Section 171
An all-beef patty with caramelized onions, Swiss cheese, and bistro sauce on gluten-free bread.
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Slider Dog (Happy Dog)
Near Section 159
This hot dog from Happy Dog is topped with mac and cheese, bacon, and Froot Loops cereal.
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"Killer" Kilbane Dog (Happy Dog)
Near Section 159
A hot dog topped with peanut butter, sriracha, and green "alien" relish. It is named for Sean Kilbane of the Happy Dog bar.
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Dyngus (Happy Dog)
Near Section 159
Sauerkraut, horseradish sour cream, and pierogi go on this Happy Dog hot dog.
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Summer Veggie Dog (Happy Dog)
Near Section 159
Happy Dog's Summer Veggie Dog is a vegan frank with Caribbean slaw, chimichurri, lettuce, cucumber, and tomato.
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